READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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