rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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