eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I checked into jail on foursquare
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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