She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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