guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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