Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
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I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
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He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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