got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
