I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
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I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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