I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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