but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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