I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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