my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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