And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
It was confusing and full of hummus
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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