Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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