boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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