Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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