Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
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We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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