I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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