did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
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They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
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mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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