speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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