Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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