i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Dick very happy bro
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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