its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
