the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
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don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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