They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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