this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
either way he was missing a nipple.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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