Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
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I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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