I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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