and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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