Is it normal to miss your booty call?
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
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