some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Just puked most of my soul out..
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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