I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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