Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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