hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
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I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
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