Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
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If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
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I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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