i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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