the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
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