just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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