There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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