I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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