1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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