It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
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We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
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I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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