do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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