...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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