dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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