Your tits are I can't wait for
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Found the puke drawer
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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