Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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