She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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