the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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