The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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