apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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