careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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