You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
You are a genius and a whore.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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