i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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