kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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