So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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