Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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